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If the Republicans and Right to lifers actually look at the statistics, the Dobbs decision did not make an impact as to numbers of abortions performed. The numbers are actually going up.
So much for legislating morality. Epic fail. We will win back our rights to self-autonomy.
theguardian.com/world/2023/dec

me: you wanna redeem your present?
wife: the “naughty massage” coupon?
me: yup *winks*
wife: sorry, i re-gifted it
me: you what? to whom?
wife: i forgot someone and i panicked
me: TO WHOM?!?
wife: you might get a weird call from my mom

How do golfers’ and parachutists’ sounds differ?

“(Whack) … Darn”

“Darn … (Whack)”

@ai6yr Missing some news/media may not be the downside you think it is.

@resistbot Our state legislators are in a position to do something, but they don’t.

For some Indigenous Christmas cheer, the Hoopa Valley Tribe of California regained 10,395 асres of their Iand this week

They now hold over 102,000 асres of their original Iand!

#indigenous #news

Not to brag, but I still fit into the same cologne I wore in high school.

@AlliFlowers unwanted celebrity stalking you? ask your doctor about Celebaway™️
side effects may include nausea, headache, dry mouth…

@weaselx86 @TonyStark @dukepaaron @RedtheBean Please stop. Blaming a minority for hatred against it is in itself a form of hatred. It's manipulative and denies the agency of the people spreading the hate. 'Antisemitism wouldn't be so prevalent if Netanyahu would stop killing Palestinians' or 'we wouldn't hate the gays if they weren't so in our face about it' are both hateful statements.

@yurnidiot Dude! Every time I leave the house he follows me. Nail salon? He’s following me. Grocery store? He’s following me. How do I get him to stop?

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