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@angiebaby You say that as though you’ve tried it previously when you were some other nationality.

@littlemiao I hated them prior to this. They do nothing but parade around taking credit from others, along with your money.

Rest In Peace, Tommy Smothers.
86 years of comedic genius. I saw him and his brother Dick on Broadway many years ago, in “I Love My Wife.” What a great day.

I think the Rainforest Café takes the whole rainforest theme too far.

One time I was sitting there eating my grilled chicken Caesar and they bulldozed 10% of the restaurant.

@samlitzinger Only the NYT would refer to Southern as a private liberal arts college rather than an HBCU.

@desafinado @PamelaBarroway @dukepaaron @AlliFlowers @littlemiao @acarson

“Jesus was born in modern-day Palestine and it’s really important in the matter” is one of the most ludicrous weird claims ever.

Historical identity theft.

#Delhi, #India: police received a PCR call informing about an explosion-type sound today "from the back side of the #Israel Embassy"

A team of bomb disposal unit, dog squad along with forensic experts and other police personnel rushed to the spot to investigate the matter.

Delhi Police recovered a letter addressed to the #Israeli ambassador. While the exact content of the letter has not been made public yet, it reportedly used “abusive” language against the ambassador

thestatesman.com/india/israel-

@JoshuaHolland Does that mean he’s more loyal to Africa than the US? He’s African-American, right? @GottaLaff

If the Republicans and Right to lifers actually look at the statistics, the Dobbs decision did not make an impact as to numbers of abortions performed. The numbers are actually going up.
So much for legislating morality. Epic fail. We will win back our rights to self-autonomy.
theguardian.com/world/2023/dec

me: you wanna redeem your present?
wife: the “naughty massage” coupon?
me: yup *winks*
wife: sorry, i re-gifted it
me: you what? to whom?
wife: i forgot someone and i panicked
me: TO WHOM?!?
wife: you might get a weird call from my mom

How do golfers’ and parachutists’ sounds differ?

“(Whack) … Darn”

“Darn … (Whack)”

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