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@mentallyalex@beige.party 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 😂🤣 @lymond@hachyderm.io

While the west is busy discussing whether Jews are white colonialists (we're not), our black Jewish soldiers die protecting us from Hamas. Unbelievable. RIP Nir Refael Knnanian, Birhano Kasiya, Shy Tarmin, Alexander Shpitz.

#israel #idf #gaza #hamas #black

@mentallyalex@beige.party I like that explanation, too. Both result in Santa being an alien. @lymond@hachyderm.io

@jackmjenkins All the Whos down in in Whoville would disagree with Christmas being cancelled.

@TechyDad In which case, there should be no such thing as impeachment, so the Republicans can find some other way to waste, er, spend their time. @GottaLaff @Nonya_Bidniss

Chinese buffet. We always did Chinese buffet on Christmas Eve and went to a movie on Christmas Day.

@Jkp Thank you! Hedgies are considered exotic pets in the states.

One of the coolest things about a is the way he will lick something and pull up a big spitball and then “annoint” himself with the spit so that he smells just like whatever “it” is. Snooty is no exception.

Walked into a large hotel the other day and there was some kind of board game convention going on. All the people were loudly banging on about how good they are at their game and how quickly they got their last checkmate.

And I thought, ugh, I've had enough of these chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.

@KingShawn I’m not brave enough to make them myself, and it’s rare I can find them in bakeries. @jann

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