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Not to brag, but I still fit into the same cologne I wore in high school.

@AlliFlowers unwanted celebrity stalking you? ask your doctor about Celebaway™️
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@weaselx86 @TonyStark @dukepaaron @RedtheBean Please stop. Blaming a minority for hatred against it is in itself a form of hatred. It's manipulative and denies the agency of the people spreading the hate. 'Antisemitism wouldn't be so prevalent if Netanyahu would stop killing Palestinians' or 'we wouldn't hate the gays if they weren't so in our face about it' are both hateful statements.

@yurnidiot Dude! Every time I leave the house he follows me. Nail salon? He’s following me. Grocery store? He’s following me. How do I get him to stop?

@dukepaaron I’d never thought abut it that way, but it’s right on the money. Yesterday I declared that Christmas was as close to yontif as Christians have.

My non-Jewish friends, do you find yourself feeling awkward when a #Jew wishes you a #MerryChristmas? Unsure what to say? Let me help you!

When a Jew wishes you a Merry Christmas, think of it like them wishing you a Happy Anniversary or Happy Birthday. It's a good wish to you, and to you alone.

Don't wish them a Merry Christmas back. If someone wishes you a Happy Birthday and you know it's not their birthday, you don't need to wish them a Happy Birthday back!

Don't mention Hanukkah. If someone wishes you and your spouse a Happy Anniversary, you don't need to say "Didn't you and your partner recently have an anniversary too?"

Wishing them Happy Holidays is OK, but unnecessary. If someone wishes you a Happy Birthday you don't need to say "I hope you have a good day too!"

Just say thank you!

Just returned from the annual Christmas Even Chinese buffet. I’m stuffed. There were a lot of people there, and I’m pretty sure none of them were Jewish. Is this another case of ?

@Olyindivisible Those are included at the base under physiological. @Ruthie@mstdn.social

@killick We keep filling shopping carts full of Walker’s mince pies…eating them…going back for more.

@killick Quite a few local stores carry Walker’s. They have the best mince, and shortbreads.

@dukepaaron 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

The Florida state government is opting to starve poor children by not accepting federal funding earmarked for providing them food.

When I see conservatives beat the podium over "protecting children," their desire to starve children should be an obvious subtext indicating that they're liars.

Their "protection" consists of a fist to any child's face who happens to be of a demographic they despise.

And u.s. conservatives hate the poor, especially if they're not white.

orlandosentinel.com/2023/12/21

@Olyindivisible So basically you want Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. @Ruthie@mstdn.social

😳🤩Margaret Atwood - THE Margaret Atwood - said yes to joining me on the Divorcing Religion Podcast! Hoping for a January interview. #margaretatwood #author #handmaidstale #podcast #womensrights

@dukepaaron So far all my cousin is saying about the tunnel under Chabad is that basically everyone is pissed at everyone else. The doors were locked to avoid everyone getting Covid. 🤷‍♀️

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