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@timberwraith Sadly for us wusians, those things keep leaking across the mountains toward us, and we have not figured out how to make that shit stop.

If you post a video, it absolutely must include a moment of great pain or nobody will watch it. Death, maybe not so much, but pain is always amusing.


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it’s cool to watch some of these 70s godzillas again and realize that adhd is not the reason i had no idea what was happening in these movies when i watched them as a kid
#Monsterdon

@GayDeceiver You know, that reminds me of a book I read. In Fire in the Abyss, Queen Nefertari gets transported via the Philadelphia Experiment to today-ish (1980s), visits New Orleans, gazes at the skyscrapers and says, “My but aren’t these modern men in love with their phalluses.”

Smile on the Void, by the same author, was more complex but also more challenging.

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Man assaulted with car after argument, press reports "intentionally struck by a large SUV" 🤦 the car clearly did not act alone here, folks. Auto-correct must not allow them to write "intentionally struck **with** a large SUV"

nbcnews.com/news/crime-courts/michigan-newlyweds-arrested-groom-allegedly-runs-kills-groomsman-hours-rcna170045

Always check the hashtags before responding to a post, lest you end up looking as stupid as me.


@LaNaehForaday @Crispius@mstdn.crispius.ca I heard that Jadey Vance has a beard, and not on his face.

US pol: secret pardons 

@futurebird And adjudicated by courts.

@dogzilla It motivates people to vote against him so that he can, paddleless, be sent up the river.

@stonekettle Ever been through Hope Arizona? There is a big sign as you leave town that literally (n the non-figurative sense) says "Your Now Beyond Hope".

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@Tharpa @Huntn00 Not all people are as messed up as that guy, though. You need a better yardstick (metrestick?)

@uspolitics Since he is so obviously deranged, CouchBoy would have to depose him first thing, just to be safe.

@garyackerman Would it work if they put a signal blocker around the building? Or would the kids just play with the offline things like non-network games?

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