Dr. Flowers @AlliFlowers@talkedabout.social

Trump's shoveling McBurders into his butthole mouth when all of a sudden, "Gak! Gak!" He needs the Heimlich. One of the Secret Service dudes rushes to his aid when the other stops him, signaling silently, "This needs to happen. Let it happen."

Biden has absolute immunity, so why shouldn’t he simply waterboard Johnson until he caves in?

https://www.reuters.com/world/us/biden-meet-with-congressional-leaders-government-shutdown-looms-2024-02-27/

@wdlindsy

It is EVERY responsible citizens DUTY to help improve their country by voting based on accurate and intelligent information.

Andy Borowitz distills it all.

We're facing a partial government shutdown on Friday (and another next week) because Republicans keep moving the goalposts. Democrats can't give into the GOP's baseless attacks on reproductive freedom, the LGBTQ+ community and vulnerable asylum seekers and immigrants. Tell your Democratic representative to fight back against these outrageous demands. https://indivisible.org/resource/encourage-your-democratic-representative-oppose-all-extreme-maga-policy-riders?source=mastodon&medium=directpost

@GottaLaff

Maybe people should watch & listen to what President Biden ACTUALLY does and says, instead of what other people say about what he does and says????

Microplastics found in every human placenta tested in study.

Scientists express concern over health impacts, with another study finding particles in arteries. #ClimateChange

https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2024/feb/27/microplastics-found-every-human-placenta-tested-study-health-impact?utm_source=instagramthreads&utm_campaign=microplasticsthreads

GOP Rep: Next Trump Admin Requires Loyalty Above Anything Else

https://crooksandliars.com/2024/02/gop-rep-next-trump-admin-requires-loyalty?utm_source=social&utm_medium=twitter&utm_content=85468

Here's a random fact: Honey never spoils. Archaeologists have found pots of honey in ancient Egyptian tombs that are over 3000 years old and are still perfectly edible.

“Historians have a word for Germans who joined the Nazi party, not because they hated Jews, but out of a hope for restored patriotism, or a sense of economic anxiety, or a hope to preserve their religious values, or dislike of their opponents, or raw political opportunism, or convenience, or ignorance, or greed. That word is ‘Nazi’ Nobody cares about their motives anymore.”

- A.R. Moxon

"Republican Floats Refusing to Invite Biden For State of the Union Until Border is Secured"

Which the GOP has blocked. Funny how that works....

https://www.mediaite.com/news/republican-floats-refusing-to-invite-biden-for-state-of-the-union-until-border-is-secured/

Grr. Some fucker just tried to shame me for expecting medical professionals to wear high-quality masks when doing procedures on me which necessitate me not wearing a mask. It’s to protect both them and me, you rectal canoe! He tried to say there was no scientific evidence masks helped. Blocked that guy. Blargh. I got COVID at the dentist office, FFS. I can’t believe we’re going back to the days when people rolled their eyes at germ theory. #MaskUp