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“I don’t really care about pronouns any more. I want people to tell me their adjectives.”

- my brilliant 15yo

BREAKING: Due to long string of shady Russian connections, Tulsi Gabbard will only receive access to top secret national security documents that Trump had already stolen and shared with her.

@ShiitakeToast @TonyStark To clarify the grammar here:

Chuck is a verb.

Todd is the object of that verb.

BREAKING NEWS

Woman testified to Republican House Ethics Committee that Matt Gaetz had sex with her when she was 17: Sources

Trump tapped Florida Rep. Matt Gaetz to be the new attorney general.
#AureFreePress #News #press #headline #GOP #Politics #uspolitics #uspol #Breaking #BreakingNews

abcnews.go.com/US/story?id=115

@Free_Press It won’t matter. Trump has been found guilty of sex crimes too. He was still elected for some reason that I cannot fathom.

@TonyStark I’m going to wind up with shaken adult syndrome at this rate.

@garyackerman Technology is a tool used by teachers to build better students. Choose the right tool for the job.

Sometimes, things just seem right. apple.news/AJ-lnascsTRqUDkndrU Thank you, The Onion. Farewell, Alex Jones.

Elsevier retracts two papers over missing software licenses. Better no one tell Adobe, otherwise a large parts of current academic literature will disappear.

On the other hand, most of the folks fraudulently manipulating their images probably also run pirates Photoshop copies.

Also: if anyone else needed arguments why science needs to be based in free software, there it is.

retractionwatch.com/2024/11/08

@realjuddlegum So Jared is doing exactly what they accused Hunter Biden of doing. Got it.

You know the difference between Republicans and animals? Animals would never allow the dumbest and most cowardly to lead the pack.

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