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Me: But Jesus, during my darkest times, there are only one set of footprints in the sand?

Jesus: Oh, that’s when I ran to the liquor store for you.

The closest I can get to giving you all a Christmas gift. This is Compsus viridivittatus Its wearing its finest Christmas sweater for you. Several other shots of the same puppy bug can be seen here:

inaturalist.org/observations/1

#Coleoptera #Weevil #Mosstodon #Insects

@annsiobhandoyle @NetHandle@infosec.exchange @coleens_@infosec.exchange You’re all switching to funnels?

#ALweather #ALwx
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118 PM CST Sun Dec 24 2023

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Escambia Inland-Escambia Coastal-Santa Rosa Inland-
Santa Rosa Coastal-Okaloosa Inland-Okaloosa Coastal-
Including the cities of Mobile, P mesonet.agron.iastate.edu/vtec

How good has the economy been since the month President Biden took office? Pick your indicator—every one of them is headed in exactly the right direction. That's probably why the Republican Party’s lies about the economy are getting so conspicuously mind-bogglingly stupid, and why even far-right pollster Rasmussen (Trump’s favorite among the larger polling outfits) has President Biden all the way up to a 46% approval rating—which in this country, in this year, is practically a Christmas miracle -SethAbramson

Panicked, losing traitor douchebag says what? I can smell the flop sweat and blown-out Depends. Merry Fucking Christmas to Donald Trump!
#LoserTrump #DonaldTrump #Traitor #SmellyLoser #TrumpSmells #TrumpForPrison

@resistbot I gotta wonder if any of the people signing this petition understand that nobody on either side in this war gives a damn what anyone wants for Christmas.

Have the stomach bug—experiencing vomiting and/or diarrhea?

Scientists believe there may be a link btwn the new JN.1 strain and gastroenteritis. While more data is needed, consider testing for SARS-CoV-2. #COVID19
irishstar.com/news/us-news/sci

"Republicans had many opportunities to say 'this is not right, this is not who we are,'" says Molly Jong-Fast of the Trump's behavior. "Instead they said, 'no, I don't want to deal with this' ... by doing that, they made this democracy's problem." Velshi
msnbc.com/ali-velshi/watch/tru

@LeaBug You don’t have to be in charge to give money. Give money. Even a dollar is worth more than thoughts and prayers. @Free_Press

@AutisticMumTo3 @lednabwm @riggbeck @dan613
Of course.
There is one main difference of course. AFAIK, there are no countries where theists are persecuted by an atheist government.
China and the USSR were exceptions, but that is no longer.
And please don't give me Falun Gong and Uighurs. That is the totalitarian state persecuting what it believes are political opponents.

@Skepticat Nope. Cancelled in Bethlehem, proving it’s only a commercial holiday. @hosford42

@urbanfoxe If you’re going to eat meat, may as well go with rabbit. Full of protein and no cholesterol.

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