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I’m all like, “Hell yeah, this dress has pockets, progress baby!” until I realise it inevitably leads to my not checking said pockets and the laundry getting covered in little bits of tissue. Is this the price of equality?

@LGmedia @simonzerafa I suspect the end game is make public school a perilous hellscape for teachers and students with the obvious savior being private Christian schools

keep just a tiny scrap of your sanity at all times so you can re-grow it like a sourdough starter.

‘Christocrat’ Plans To Remove Every ‘Immoral’ Book In TX Libraries | Crooks and Liars
crooksandliars.com/2023/03/chr

A/K/A let's do America like Isis and the Taliban do their areas. Everything we deem unholy must go! No freedom except for us!

Utah's S.B. 152 would require a social media company to stop a resident teen from creating an account unless they have the express consent of a parent or guardian. We requested that the governor veto the bill. Read more here: eff.org/deeplinks/2023/03/utah

If you look at the snowflake that was gifted to DeSantis it says fascist LOL

"If you come in and take all the money at once, you're going to force the bank to close," says Sheila Bair, #FDIC chair during the '08 crisis. "I also write children's books...maybe I should write one about banking for venture capitalists.” #velshi ow.ly/oTx050Ng05F

Reason number 425,812,094,804,278 we're glad Kari Lake LOST.

Stupid Republicans pretend Critical Race Theory is taught in elementary schools. Idiots.

crooksandliars.com/2023/03/kat

@OldAndCranky @LibertyForward1 I refuse to buy furniture that doesn’t come with a built-in cat.

“I think we’ll see that in due time,” says Rep. Bennie Thompson of potential charges against Trump for Jan 6. “We single handedly identified Donald Trump as the culprit in this.” #velshi ow.ly/SWhA50NfZWv

@Tbsa For the rest of us it’s obvious. We know product of conception when we see it under a microscope. They believe it to be a person the same as they believe that some old man who lives in the sky has a plan for their lives. Simple.

@iloveweed That is correct. And I’ll make up the research figures to prove it.

@iloveweed Nope. Neither do broken cookie pieces, cause all the calories fall out when the break happens.

Keyboardio doesn't have a corporate fediverse account yet, so I'm posting this from my personal account:

We're fine, but, uh, our bank failed this morning.

We're using that as a pretext to hold a giant 72 hour sale on keyboards, caps, switches, & accessories.

Use discount code BANKRUN for 20% off everything we sell at shop.keyboard.io.

That includes the Model 100, Atreus, keycaps, and switches.

Does Grogu wear a robe because they don’t make pants with an inseam that small?

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