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@GreenFire "Tucker", on at least one continent, is slang for "food"; "Carlson" seems to be a synonym for "sty"; who even pays attention to that slop?

@Free_Press In that second picture, they look like some sort of insects that you want to squish right now.

@uspolitics I am not convinced of that. Merchan delayed sentencing as an incentive for anti-Individual-ONE voters to push harder to keep him out of the WH.

@PaulDitz for some reason, the server idenified that picture as "sensitive content". Put on a hat?

@ai6yr We stopped in Furnace Creek one time when it was 120F. Not too pleasant – I mean, hotter than that one time in Phoenix at 108, but at least the air was comparatively clean.

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The IRS said Friday that it has recovered $1.3 billion in unpaid taxes from high-income Americans who had either failed to file their returns or who hadn't fully paid what they owed.

cbsnews.com/news/irs-recovered

@SearingTruth @dogzilla Jadey Sofaman does not really seem evil, just pathetic. He is like another J.D. before him, except he does not trip over those word things like Mr Quayle did.

@bobschooley Dammit, have you been paying attention again? I thought the neurologist warned you about that. you are just going to hurt yourself, knock that shit off.

@log @davew @andrewfeeney @RickiTarr @ParadeGrotesque I used to use Phnurg. It was damn sick, but then the glipdorf bricked my Alto D40 and mrabek had canceled Phnurg so I was left in the storch.

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I know I'm getting older, because people's conversations sound like this:

Have you seen Schenley, it's streaming in Smoob, but if you don't have Smoob, you can PowerWerk it on Placebu.

We used to do intake through Franangle, but we're switching to PLOOP, but it doesn't have chat, so we are having to add Blamama XD!

In Celebrity News, Bargain Bin Ted, is now engaged to Dierks, just in time for the opening of their bar/sleep monstrosity Smooth Brain.

@AmishSuperModel @stonekettle No, it was because the school did not have enough guns in it. All the teachers and the other kids should have been armed so that they could have taken that guy down (after a dozen people had been hit, naturally, but at least the shooter would have been taken down).

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@enobacon @ai6yr Years and years ago, my brother, living in a loosely-populated area, came up with the notion of an inverse-bus. It would have been like a grocery delivery route for a rural area, where people place their orders and the truck makes its rounds, saving a lot of traffic. And probably carrying some unrequested stock that people could buy off the truck. Seems like it could have/could work.

@enobacon @ai6yr You forgot the artichoke hearts!
Oh, damn, well, I’ll just hop in the car and run back to the store for them.

3 things, when you have them, cause a drop in human mental function:
• cars
• guns
• money

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