I know I'm getting older, because people's conversations sound like this:

Have you seen Schenley, it's streaming in Smoob, but if you don't have Smoob, you can PowerWerk it on Placebu.

We used to do intake through Franangle, but we're switching to PLOOP, but it doesn't have chat, so we are having to add Blamama XD!

In Celebrity News, Bargain Bin Ted, is now engaged to Dierks, just in time for the opening of their bar/sleep monstrosity Smooth Brain.

@RickiTarr

No, Ricky, I am not switching to ploop.

I am probably older than you, and Mastodon is already too much for me.

@davew @RickiTarr @ParadeGrotesque Which Snarf? Are you on original Snark or the mSnarf fork? There is a correct answer, and an incorrect response will see you banished back to the lowest circle of xPloop.

@log @davew @RickiTarr @ParadeGrotesque

How can you justify using Snarf or mSnarf when the original creator is so problematic? That's why I use GNU/OpenPlarf

@davew @andrewfeeney @RickiTarr @ParadeGrotesque Sure, mSnarf was forked because Choopter is a TERF, but how were we supposed to know that Glangoty is actually a Chinese state agent who took over the project to put in a backdoor to collect Taiwanese and Filipino user keys? That was two whole releases ago. And at least the dependencies are still sound.

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@log @davew @andrewfeeney @RickiTarr @ParadeGrotesque I used to use Phnurg. It was damn sick, but then the glipdorf bricked my Alto D40 and mrabek had canceled Phnurg so I was left in the storch.

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