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@noondlyt I vote twatwaffle because it's funny if you pretend it's German and pronounce it "tvatvaffle"

@rooster@chaosfem.tw You provide a comparative service in which people pay you a fee for showing them that their lot in life is not so bad as they are not oppressed under your suffocating weltschmerz.

Also, then you have to get a nice puppy so that your job does not ultimately drive you not to be.

Don't ask me what I think of you
I just won't give the answer that you want me to

Oh well


@noondlyt Well, I know it is dingleberry, not dingle berry.
I am not sure about smeghead or smeg head (it seems to vary).
But it is definitely Cheeto-Faced ShitGibbon, not shitgibbon or shit gibbon, because you do not want to offend proper shit gibbons.

So, go with twatwaffle.

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@BenCisco That is an unfortunately-placed coffee cup (or maybe fortunate), shading her tag to read "Ice President Harris".

@tofugolem I am foolishly optomistic, but I am seeing hints of the first wisps of the trend away from consumerism, which will spell the collapse of modern imperial capitalism. It will be a pitched battle between the upper crust and the FOAD faction, no one will win, and we will all be better off.

Well, by "we", I do not mean to suggest that I will live long enough to see it.

@Free_Press Russia formed a NATO-like alliance with neighboring countries. Georgia, Azerbaijan and Uzbekistan just left. Iran is one of three other countries still in it.

@europesays “Karoshi”. They literally have a word for death from being overworked.

@pzmyers I had to go to Maps and rotate that 120º clockwise to see it as concave. The old moon problem.

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@llewelly @futurebird According to wiki-thingy, a jumper (US English) is a sun dress with a top under it. So, jumping out of a plane in one of those would be, uh – if it was voluminous enough, it could be your chute.

@LaNaehForaday Moreover, when has the Screaming ShitGibbon even said thing one about the shooter?

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Conservative politicians in Canada blame the price on pollution (carbon tax) for inflation. Meanwhile, Canada has a lower inflation rate than most of the world since the pandemic and Russian war.

They hope to fool the public with misinformation and seize power in 2025, then let their billionaire friends pollute our air and water.

Elections matter.

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