Christians Explain Why Jesus Was Too Liberal https://www.theonion.com/christians-explain-why-jesus-was-too-liberal-1850736483
Sample FTA: “He fed 5,000 hungry people with five loaves and two fish when he could have easily just called the police and had them all tear gassed.” --Justin Fielder, Food Critic
#BarelySatire but again, I am a happy heathen.
#Christofascists #PartyOfStupid
@bloodravenlib@has.to Agreed, this is barely satire. Evangelicals are in the process of redefining Christianity, putting big Xs (ironic?) though the parts of their religion that does not jive with their political views. 🤔
