Who’s that nerd behind Biden with the glasses
@sickmatter You mean the one who looks like his balls are in a vice?
@AlliFlowers actually, I think it’s a remote controlled buttplug. Looks like quality merch based on his squirming
@sickmatter Buahahahahahaha!!!!!!!
@AlliFlowers oh my god they named him after the fake character Morty used in the Story Train episode before he could pass the Bechdel test
@sickmatter Somehow that makes perfect sense.
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@AlliFlowers oh my god they named him after the fake character Morty used in the Story Train episode before he could pass the Bechdel test