@chaoddity Don’t give them any ideas. (Heaven knows they can’t come up with any on their own.)

@AlliFlowers I don't know. they seem very good at bad ideas. Like never, in a million years, would i have suggested they guzzle horse dewormer or blame 'demon semen' for covid. And yet. And yet.

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This behavior is the extreme definition of being triggered.

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If your response to insults is "I will now attempt to murder you", you are fucking crazy and deserve to be isolated from polite society.

@billjurgensen @AlliFlowers As a (former) Missourian, I 100% believe that people there are this stupid.

@Ronnie I live in Alabackwards. I understand completely. @billjurgensen

@AlliFlowers @billjurgensen I’ve always said Missouri is the northern-most southern state. It’s bad because they think they need to prove themselves to the rest of the south as a state that belongs so they are willing to go even further.

@Ronnie There was a brief time it wasn’t like that. Remember the Carnahans? @billjurgensen

@AlliFlowers @billjurgensen I do remember Mel and Jean Carnahan.

@Ronnie They were classmates of my mother many years ago. Mum and Jean are still in touch. They talk regularly about how awful things have gotten.

@Ronnie @AlliFlowers it's a damn shame because when I was a kid, my grandfather had a farm in Jane and we used to float the Elk River in Noel, but even back then my mom used to say to be careful because these people are still fighting the civil war.

@billjurgensen @AlliFlowers I was born in Dexter and raised in Morehouse near the Mississippi River. They are definitely still fighting it over there. I left in 1998 and I haven’t been back since 2011 when my mom died and the only times I’ll ever go back are for funerals.