**The Icarian** @The_Icarian@federated.press · Sep 05, 2023, 21:22

**The Icarian** @The_Icarian@federated.press · Sep 05, 2023, 21:22

The Icarian @The_Icarian@federated.press

You’ve heard of elf on the shelf. now get ready for... Felon On A Melon

**Dr. Flowers** @AlliFlowers@talkedabout.social · 2023-09-05T21:24:30Z

Dr. Flowers @AlliFlowers@talkedabout.social

@The_Icarian I foresee thousands of families not putting up a Christmas tree this year in fear of having to hang that.