imagine if your life was so useless that they name a prison in your honor I mean damn a video of your corpse being eaten by pigs set to yakety sax being shown at the start of every MLB baseball game would be more dignified
speaking of which, I really, really want a sky funeral. They butcher your corpse and carrion birds (vultures, crows, etc.) pick your bones clean. Sometimes wolves and opportunistic carnivores. A wolf fighting an eagle to eat your eyes is way, way more metal than that viking funeral crap
@kerouac666 That’s Jain. I would do that if legal in the US. @psetnik
@AlliFlowers @psetnik same. Haven't really found any place it's legal, but I do wonder if you could do it in international waters?
@kerouac666 Then it just becomes a burial at sea. 🤷♀️@psetnik@mstdn.social
@AlliFlowers I suppose eaten by sharks would fairly awesome, too.