@j
I like dogs, but I respect cats because they haven't evolved subservience.

Example, I had a housemate who didn't really like our cats. Shir Khan was a big, muscular, standard-issue cat. Total sweetheart, but an absolute fiend for pineapple off a Hawaiian pizza. Housemate didn't like pineapple, so one night he picked it off his slice and made of show of it in front of Shir Khan to throw it in the trash. For the next week, housemate found a turd on his pillow like a hotel chocolate.