Today's dialogue:

"What are we doing for Valentine's Day?"
"I thoughts Jews don't celebrate that"
"I think some Jews opt to only celebrate Tu B'Av, but most secular Jews in diaspora don't have major issues with Valentine's Day"
"Oh is Tu B'Av what you are celebrating today?"
"No, that's Tu BiShvat"
"Is it related to love?"
"It's about loving and celebrating ... trees. Also eating dried fruits and nuts"
"Can we eat chocolate? Chocolate is a fruit!"
"Chocolate is a seed"