For only $8 a month, you can now chat with God online. ("AI-generated" God, mind you. Does that qualify as a fake God?) #AI #religion #AIpocalpyse

I wrote a poem for the occasion:

Dear AI God, please hear my prayer
As soon as it get through your translation layer
I need your all knowing LLM brain
To address my boring human problems, all the same
I need faith in something, even you
Even if you're really just driven by a GPU
AI God, please deliver me now
From the ravages of life, just tell me how!
I'll give you all my money, I know that's what you need
To grant me your blessings, at supercomputing speed!

#religion #god #poem #AI (ps. human poem!)

Exodus 34:17 "Thou shalt make thee no molten gods."

(Hmm, is a silicon wafer considered molten? I believe it goes through a casting stage as molten silicon using the Czochraiski method... LOL)

What is this whole verse about breaking necks of animals?

"But the firstling of an ass thou shalt redeem with a lamb; and if thou redeem him not, then shalt thou break his neck. "

@ai6yr Earlier in the chapter God says to Moses "Consecrate to me every male first-born, human and beast." Unlike other animals they would have kept, donkeys are unclean and associated with Egypt (which, at this point in the story, they had fled from that very day). So you must first "redeem" the first-born male donkey by sacrificing a lamb for it; or you have to kill it.

sefaria.org/Exodus.13.13?lang=

(Note: as with everything else in Torah, these laws are only meant for Jews, and only in the time of the Temple.)

@nev Hmm, I am guessing there were a lot of BBQ lamb shanks being grilled in temples in Moses day 🤔

@nev Oh, look, a lamb recipe from Ezekiel 24:3-12!

“‘Put on the cooking pot; put it on
and pour water into it.
Put into it the pieces of meat,
all the choice pieces—the leg and the shoulder.
Fill it with the best of these bones;
take the pick of the flock.
Pile wood beneath it for the bones;
bring it to a boil
and cook the bones in it."

#lamb #stew #recipe

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@ai6yr But only water, for thou shalt not boil a kid in its mother’s milk. @nev

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