Boob crumb calories don’t count, right?
@iloveweed Nope. Neither do broken cookie pieces, cause all the calories fall out when the break happens.
@AlliFlowers this is astounding news, and obviously 100% fact based, because you are a doctor. A doctor of cookies, maybe, but a doctor nonetheless.
@iloveweed That is correct. And I’ll make up the research figures to prove it.
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@AlliFlowers this is astounding news, and obviously 100% fact based, because you are a doctor. A doctor of cookies, maybe, but a doctor nonetheless.