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@noondlyt I vote twatwaffle because it's funny if you pretend it's German and pronounce it "tvatvaffle"

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@noondlyt

Everything will become the softly-bouncing powdery pink Rubber Ball of All.

Behold, the pinnacle of spineless mediocrity and the compromising pap of trading imagination for security.

Don't ask me what I think of you
I just won't give the answer that you want me to

Oh well


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Happy Labor Day! 🎉 In 1894, Congress declared the first Monday in September a national holiday to honor the workers of the US. 💪

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"Trees in Autumn ”

A 36 x 36 original acrylic painting on canvas of an autumn scene along the New Jersey-New York border, by Janet Dyer

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Siri, my friend, don't you start away uneasy, don't you see it's only me?


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Conservative politicians in Canada blame the price on pollution (carbon tax) for inflation. Meanwhile, Canada has a lower inflation rate than most of the world since the pandemic and Russian war.

They hope to fool the public with misinformation and seize power in 2025, then let their billionaire friends pollute our air and water.

Elections matter.

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Treat Yourself This Labor Day! 🎉💪

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“Memory of a Path”

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Hey Siri, Who’s that girl, running around with you?

I am thinking Eliza. It has to be Eliza.

Because, I am that old.


One Froggy Evening

Takes place almost entirely during daytime, apparently over the course of several days, not one.

He hates the woman whom he loves almost as much as he hates himself. The paradox of his existence has left him tightly wound up, ready at the slightest provocation to sproing apart into a zillion fragments of furious nihilism.

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He pursued homosexual relationships in the past, using the name “Jadey”, but his complete lack of social skills resulted in failure, which forced him to turn to a heterosexual relationship to salve his broken and damaged spirit. Hence, he has a very low opinion of women.

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