Careful study has established that CouchBoy’s intense misogyny arises out of homosexual frustration. He is, after all, a Republican, the Party of haven for repressed homosexuals. #vance
He hates the woman whom he loves almost as much as he hates himself. The paradox of his existence has left him tightly wound up, ready at the slightest provocation to sproing apart into a zillion fragments of furious nihilism.