Heck I might have liked the bird site a whole lot better if I'd carved out time from news and politics and followed some #tech over there, might bumped into your account.
First #Apple machine for me was a unenhanced 512k bought in 1985. Booted the thing on the kitchen table, wrapping paper and box tossed to the floor.... saw that smilin' face and knew my Compaq luggable with the 9" green on black display was gettin' close to toast at that very moment.